Sven owned a sabbulonariu (gravel pit) where a teratism (malformed animal) with ulotrichous (wooly hair) resided. The bird was easily identifi ed by the hirrient (rough trill) and waftage (transportation through air) of its bad halitus (breath). However, it appeared to be ichthyophagous (fish eating), but it also seemed to suffer from naupathia (sea sickness). It seemed quab (immature) when it did nidificate (construct a nest).

He noticed a strange bird with a nanocephalous (extremely small head), but with latipennate (broad wings). He was a farmer that raised kine (cows) and with his manurance (cultivation) he would grow top quality crops of oats. Lars kept track of the stock market and recorded deorsumversion (downwards) trends. Upon ineunt (entering) her special forest she would kneel to dendrolatry (worship the trees). Lena sought to be mabsoot (happy), and carried many seeds in her cabas (work basket). When Lena removed her pabouch (slipper), Ole noticed her palamat (webbed feet), confirming that she was parentelic (related by blood) to Lars. Ole and Lena got married and on the wedding night it was obvious that Lena had never been with a man before as she was callow (inexperienced). He gave Ole a quarender (bright red apple) and a tacenda (things not to be mentioned) list, or it would be Ole’s obsequies (funeral). Ole was given a reguerdon (reward) as Lars presented him with Lena. Woman), and had been unleal (unfaithful). Lars’s wife Ingrid suffered from kakidrosis (body odor) and was a real keffel (a nag) and a xanthippe (illtempered Lars would objurgate (chide) Lena and tell her to stop such jabberwock (nonsense). Lena had her own problems as she suffered from both melomania Obscure word stories (craze for music) and gamophobia (fear of marriage). Ole was also a daedalist (aviator) who suffered from graphophobia (fear of writing), therefore he had not approached Lars, Lena’s father, even though Lars had given Ole the jettatura (evil eye) for loitering around Lena. When Sven talked about it, the others thought it was an idiolect (distinctive individual form of speech). But it was considered by others as inaniloquent (idle talk), as they were selcouth (unfamiliar) with the contents. Sven wrote a factive (indicating causation) edentate (toothless) raffi sh (vulgar) epeolatry (worship of words) in cacography (bad handwriting). Sven on the other hand was known as a balatron (joker) that had to absquatulate (fl ee) as he had placed a baisemain (kiss on the hand) on someone else’s maiden, to the bismer (shame) of his family. Ole was on his sloop heading abaft (toward the stern) to pick up the abbozzo (preliminary sketch) of his new ketch. He advised the judge that he had done some limerance (an attempt at a scientific study into the nature of romantic love) and asked to be released so he could keep his tryst with the love of his life around mesonoxian (midnight). His sworn statement indicated that he had been subject to zabernism (abuse of power), as the officers had employed scopperloit (rough play). He believed that he suffered from tyrotoxism (poisoned by cheese), as the cheddar cheese he had consumed at lunch was pulveratricious (covered with dust). However, he considered himself a rastaquouere (social climber) and told them he is He was told that he is a pronk (foolish person). He had been arrested nudiustertian (the day before yesterday) mainly because of his phenakism (deception). Upon close scrutiny they thought it to be floccinaucinihilipilifi cation (valueless). When he was searched, the offi cers only found finnimbrun(knick-knack). He was accused of being a mungo (dumpster diver), but he disputed that as he stated that he is a nihilarian (person who deals with things lacking importance). The accused was acting erinaceous (like a hedgehog), however, he was ordered to depone (to testify under oath), and stated his name with lamprophony (loudness and clarity The words are all real and they are listed in various English dictionaries. My English language research found these rather obscure words, and the stories just followed.

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